Next time you're in a city, take a look out your cab (or bus) window. On almost EVERY telephone booth, there's an iPad 2 advertisement.
Guess how many you think you'll see.
Then count!
You might get higher than you guessed!
(I SWEAR I posted this for the iPad I, but regardless!)
This entire website - minus, oh say..... I dont know, 400 some odd cruddy old posts - have moved to a more
professional, better quality, and most importantly, snazzier site!
Yes, you're right, the new site features my past greatest posts, without the awful ones, and all new
ones to come!
Come visit or I'll throw you into a vortex of lava for still being on this old site!
**The link actually works now. Enjoy!
Saturday, May 7, 2011
Friday, May 6, 2011
Prius turned into a roller coaster that was 15 ft long.
Come on! They built a custom Prius car and all they did with it was have it self propel 15 feet?!
Wat to be..... Toyota.
Rant: Chinese to English translated instruction manual. HOLY ANNOYED.
Recently, someone gave me a solar charger because they didnt want it. When I opened it, I, as anyone should, got out the directions and began reading. Unfortunately, the directions were only half English, and even that was terribly written. Like, they could at LEAST use some spell check!
So I took the liberty of typing them, word for word, to show you how ridiculous it really is. JK, I used OCR and even second guessed my printer, because some things were just THAT bad.
So read, and enjoy, as your brain cells slowly decrease. The highlighted words are the most noticeable.
"SOLAR CHARGER & FLASHLIGHT
User's manual
SPARE POWER SUPPLY
This product is a high-power & high-capacity multi-function solar emergency charger, with built-in high-capacity lithium-polymer rechargeable batteries, the power of (the) solar panels is up to 0.8w.it can be recharged anywhere and anytime for your mobile phones, digital cameras, PDA,MP3,MP4 and other digital products.its luxury appearance,small and compact design,make you easy to carry ,show your elegance and fashion.
Usage:
Note : the initial use of this product needs more than two circles of complete recharge and discharge at least beofer use it ,in order to improve the efficiency of the built-in battery.
Using steps:
1. Please perform (the) recharge before use(ing) it, there are three options to choose:
A: Display the charger under the direct sun or strong light, the sunlight will be automatically converted into electrical energy for the automatic built-in rechargeable lithium batteries. At this point solar charger indicator light will show the charge is on, when the battery is full, the light of the battery capacity will turn on. (Internal circuit design with automatic power-off protection)
B: Connect the charger to the Computer with USB line,the USB indicator light at this time will turn on,which show the charge is on, when the battery is full, the light of the battery capacity will turn on. (Internal circuit design with automatic power-off protection)
C: Use AC adapter charging. the USB charging indicator light will on, when the battery is full the light of the battery capacity will turn on.
(Internal circuit design with automatic power-off protection)
2. Before you recharge your digital products or mobile phone,please carefully check your product manual or power adapter, and get to know its charging voltage.This charger provides you an adjustable output voltage, that is 3.7V, 4.2V, 5.5V and 9V respectively, generally 5.5V. then according to the voltage of your product needs, switch the pulling knob to the corresponding voltage Stalls, and then connected the USB 5P plug, which extended the transfering line, with the charger, and then connected the other end with the corresponding adapter, and then connected to your product for charging.
3. ln charging process. your cell phone and digital products will show the charging prompt and you can use your mobile phone for communication while it is still in charging
Features:
l. Especially suitable for emergency occasions when you work or travel in the wild orpower cut occurred solar charger will help you a lot,so that your mobile phone could maintain in working state at anytime and anywhere ,and to maintain contact with others at any time ;
2. Easy to use
You can be very convenient to recharge your mobile phone or other digital products anytime and anywhere;
3 High-efficiency recharge
High efficiency and fast ,just to recharge your mobile phone 60 minutes ,and then you will achieve up to 100-150 minutes of talk time ;
4. Energy saving and environment protection:
Use green energy, (such as) the solar chargers, let's work together to contribute to environmental protection.
5. Fashion(able) appearance and easy to carry
Simple and Luxury(ous) appearance, ultra-thin aluminum alloy shell design, variety of color,fashion, cute ,small and compact easy to carry;
6.There arc several different voltages optionable
3.7V / 4.2V / 5.5V / 9V respectively, generally 5.5V, to adapt to a wider range.
7. Equipped with light
Equipped with a high-brightness far horizon LED light, can working more than 30 hours to facilitate the use of emergency and night travel.
8. Safety for use
Equipped with an overcharge protection which effectively extending the battery life ,make you use safely.
Specifications:
1. Imported monocrystalline silicon or polysilicon of high conversion efficiency has been adopted the solar energy conversion rate is up to more than 16%
2. Specifications for solar panels: 5,5v 150mA, power up to 0.8W.
3. The built-in high-capacity rechargeable lithium battery (900mAh or more, dffferentmodels optionable match the lithium batteries of different specifications).
4. Output: voltage:3,7v, 4 2v, 5,5v and 9v, generally 5.5V multiplicate output ports optionable.
5. Output current 400-500mAh
6. Charging time for (a) mobile phone:About 60 minutes (Different brands and models of mobile phone is with different charging time),
7. Charging time for built-In battery of solar charger is 10-15 hours (depends on light intensity and battery capacity).
8. If computer USB port or AC adapter recharge the built-in battery, charging time : about 3-5 hours.
This product applies to the following product for charging:
* Mobile phone, Digital camera, PDA, PSP MP3, MP4 GPS, DV(D?), ...... *
USB and variety of mini converters configuration) (Yes, that's a random ) )
Notice:
1 . Please do not use sharp objects to scrape the surface of the sun measurement battery
plate
2. When recharge the built-in battery of the charger with solar energysolar panels should
be placed upward under direct sunlight to ensure the best results in charge
3. Please use the original adapter from the manufacturer for the charger ,do not use other
AC adapter.
4.This product should be placed in dry and moisture-proof place.
5. As a result of short-circuit protection,simply remove the load of short-circuit,and it will
be automatically restored in 10 seconds."
In conclusion, my solar panel works great. The end.
So I took the liberty of typing them, word for word, to show you how ridiculous it really is. JK, I used OCR and even second guessed my printer, because some things were just THAT bad.
So read, and enjoy, as your brain cells slowly decrease. The highlighted words are the most noticeable.
"SOLAR CHARGER & FLASHLIGHT
User's manual
SPARE POWER SUPPLY
This product is a high-power & high-capacity multi-function solar emergency charger, with built-in high-capacity lithium-polymer rechargeable batteries, the power of (the) solar panels is up to 0.8w.it can be recharged anywhere and anytime for your mobile phones, digital cameras, PDA,MP3,MP4 and other digital products.its luxury appearance,small and compact design,make you easy to carry ,show your elegance and fashion.
Usage:
Note : the initial use of this product needs more than two circles of complete recharge and discharge at least beofer use it ,in order to improve the efficiency of the built-in battery.
Using steps:
1. Please perform (the) recharge before use(ing) it, there are three options to choose:
A: Display the charger under the direct sun or strong light, the sunlight will be automatically converted into electrical energy for the automatic built-in rechargeable lithium batteries. At this point solar charger indicator light will show the charge is on, when the battery is full, the light of the battery capacity will turn on. (Internal circuit design with automatic power-off protection)
B: Connect the charger to the Computer with USB line,the USB indicator light at this time will turn on,which show the charge is on, when the battery is full, the light of the battery capacity will turn on. (Internal circuit design with automatic power-off protection)
C: Use AC adapter charging. the USB charging indicator light will on, when the battery is full the light of the battery capacity will turn on.
(Internal circuit design with automatic power-off protection)
2. Before you recharge your digital products or mobile phone,please carefully check your product manual or power adapter, and get to know its charging voltage.This charger provides you an adjustable output voltage, that is 3.7V, 4.2V, 5.5V and 9V respectively, generally 5.5V. then according to the voltage of your product needs, switch the pulling knob to the corresponding voltage Stalls, and then connected the USB 5P plug, which extended the transfering line, with the charger, and then connected the other end with the corresponding adapter, and then connected to your product for charging.
3. ln charging process. your cell phone and digital products will show the charging prompt and you can use your mobile phone for communication while it is still in charging
Features:
l. Especially suitable for emergency occasions when you work or travel in the wild orpower cut occurred solar charger will help you a lot,so that your mobile phone could maintain in working state at anytime and anywhere ,and to maintain contact with others at any time ;
2. Easy to use
You can be very convenient to recharge your mobile phone or other digital products anytime and anywhere;
3 High-efficiency recharge
High efficiency and fast ,just to recharge your mobile phone 60 minutes ,and then you will achieve up to 100-150 minutes of talk time ;
4. Energy saving and environment protection:
Use green energy, (such as) the solar chargers, let's work together to contribute to environmental protection.
5. Fashion(able) appearance and easy to carry
Simple and Luxury(ous) appearance, ultra-thin aluminum alloy shell design, variety of color,fashion, cute ,small and compact easy to carry;
6.There arc several different voltages optionable
3.7V / 4.2V / 5.5V / 9V respectively, generally 5.5V, to adapt to a wider range.
7. Equipped with light
Equipped with a high-brightness far horizon LED light, can working more than 30 hours to facilitate the use of emergency and night travel.
8. Safety for use
Equipped with an overcharge protection which effectively extending the battery life ,make you use safely.
Specifications:
1. Imported monocrystalline silicon or polysilicon of high conversion efficiency has been adopted the solar energy conversion rate is up to more than 16%
2. Specifications for solar panels: 5,5v 150mA, power up to 0.8W.
3. The built-in high-capacity rechargeable lithium battery (900mAh or more, dffferentmodels optionable match the lithium batteries of different specifications).
4. Output: voltage:3,7v, 4 2v, 5,5v and 9v, generally 5.5V multiplicate output ports optionable.
5. Output current 400-500mAh
6. Charging time for (a) mobile phone:About 60 minutes (Different brands and models of mobile phone is with different charging time),
7. Charging time for built-In battery of solar charger is 10-15 hours (depends on light intensity and battery capacity).
8. If computer USB port or AC adapter recharge the built-in battery, charging time : about 3-5 hours.
This product applies to the following product for charging:
* Mobile phone, Digital camera, PDA, PSP MP3, MP4 GPS, DV(D?), ...... *
USB and variety of mini converters configuration) (Yes, that's a random ) )
Notice:
1 . Please do not use sharp objects to scrape the surface of the sun measurement battery
plate
2. When recharge the built-in battery of the charger with solar energysolar panels should
be placed upward under direct sunlight to ensure the best results in charge
3. Please use the original adapter from the manufacturer for the charger ,do not use other
AC adapter.
4.This product should be placed in dry and moisture-proof place.
5. As a result of short-circuit protection,simply remove the load of short-circuit,and it will
be automatically restored in 10 seconds."
In conclusion, my solar panel works great. The end.
British People + Giant Water Balloon + Slow Mo Video = Priceless.
Pay attention to the cat after 2:10! And cover your ears....
Thursday, May 5, 2011
A full scale restaurant on a NYC subway! That's right RESTAURANT!

Why don't they do this more often! For $100, plus a swipe of the metro card, people could get this unique experience AND your picture in the New York Times! Pretty good deal! I wonder how the food was. I bet it was Subway.... Eat Fresh? That'd be ironic.
Participents were told: “Remember, if you see anything, say something,”

To see more pictures, and the full story:
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/04/dining/04train.html?_r=2
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
Why is the MoMa Alowing CRAP into its museum
Last time I went, I saw everything from a bail of hay, to EMPTY canvases, as shown below:
I bet I could make something better!
Looks like they stopped by the local Michaels....!
Looks like they stopped by the local Home Depot....!
Looks like they stopped by the local farm....!
"What Happened To US" One installation the MoMa should have continued.
A few years ago, I went to the MoMa for yet another one of their exhibitions.
However, this one could have continued and spread throughout every wall at the MoMa.
Why? It was all about how America's current issues.
And you know what? It facinated me.
The wall was a good 2 stories high, and he might have needed more room if he did this again!
"In the last decade, Perjovschi has made his drawings spontaneously in museum spaces, allowing global and local affairs to inform the final result. For his first solo museum exhibition in the United States, the artist will draw witty and incisive political images, in response to current events, on one wall of The Donald B. and Catherine C. Marron Atrium. Two weeks before the official opening, beginning April 19, Perjovschi will draw on the wall during public hours, allowing visitors to observe the creation of the work. "
The only thing left is his pamphlet, that has 1/25th of the wall.
http://www.moma.org//interactives/exhibitions/projects/projects85/Projects85newspaper.pdf
不得不愛 - I don't know what that means, but these two "Chinese Boys" are hilarious!
Not only is this funny as hell (even though hell isn't nessisarally funny :D ) their YouTube name is "cow"
I'll be posting more of these random foreign videos soon!
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
Cop Car Chases Concepts Crushed by new wicked rope system!
Other than 5 C's, this title is serious stuff!
Check the video below or the site's home here http://barrier1.us/ to watch full size trucks CRUMBLE to pieces - over, and over again!
Check the video below or the site's home here http://barrier1.us/ to watch full size trucks CRUMBLE to pieces - over, and over again!
JELLO! Really, really SLOW Jello..... Yeah :D
So mesmerizing. I really need one of these cameras. Stat.
Monday, May 2, 2011
Osama. (Updated before I could even post it!)
Enough Said. No need to clog the web anymore than it already is, just know that THIS is how Americans out do a Royal Wedding! Take that Britain!
This JUST in! A new tape is EXPECTED to surface! OMFG I can't wait! JK
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/02/new-osama-bin-laden-tape-_n_856711.html
It better be in HD or this is all Bullshit.
Seriously. He's been dead for years.
This JUST in! A new tape is EXPECTED to surface! OMFG I can't wait! JK
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/02/new-osama-bin-laden-tape-_n_856711.html
It better be in HD or this is all Bullshit.
Seriously. He's been dead for years.
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